All that’s left is the clean-up…

By the end of Friday, we’ve ridden 1,000 miles of back roads, experienced close contact with the vagaries of weather, experimented with roadside mechanics, told stories, kicked tires, and generally had a great time.
On Saturday, the clean up begins.

Everyone, even passengers help clean

Everyone, even passengers help clean


How to clean and stay out of the sun

How to clean and stay out of the sun


Dana and the Doctor show cleaning is a social act

Dana and the Doctor show cleaning is a social act

Some people are too cool to clean

Some people are too cool to clean


While this is partly good motorcycle maintenance, the polishing also has a competitive edge. Club members vote for the best of each category as well as for prizes that depend on the bike’s (or rider’s) performance during the week. Obviously, these motorcycles are not Garage Queens, but they still want to compete for the prizes.
Around noon, the bikes are pushed into line according to various categories such as Sports Velo, Rigid Velo, and Non-Velo (where my faithful Buell takes its place). Votes are handed out and members confer and bribe and generally carry on.
Paul polishes until the last possible moment

Paul polishes until the last possible moment


From some angles, the bikes ran second to the incredible landscape

From some angles, the bikes ran second to the incredible landscape


The votes are counted and the prizes awarded after the final group dinner. At this time officials for the next year are voted in – and I get to be editor of the Fishtail West once again! Yeah!
For more and better photos see Paul’s site: http://thevintagent.blogspot.com/ and Pete’s site: http://occhiolungo.wordpress.com/
VOCNA annual awards

VOCNA annual awards


Some of this year's "silly" awards along with a slide show of highlights from this week

Some of this year's "silly" awards along with a slide show of highlights from this week

Next year will be in Arizona. At this point the plan involves cloverleaf rides out of Flagstaff. I can’t wait…..

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VOCNA 2011 Rally

Unbelievable! It’s Saturday and the ride is over. The last five days have gone by quickly and I’ve been too involved socializing and riding to post anything. This long post provides an overview of the week – each day held many adventures worthy of their own posts.
Sunday was all about greeting old friends and meeting new ones, hearing about motorcycle deals, mechanical improvements and riding adventures. This group has a language of its own of compression ratios, breathing tubes, and other aspects of motorcycle maintenance.
Plus there are the human-interest stories. Derek won’t be riding this year due to an injury to his hand that occurred on a ride in Mexico. Jim flew from Australia to Los Angeles and began the ride to the Rally site on the Columbia River but broke down on the way. This is all part of the adventure.
Jeff S. Jeff W. Fred and I quickly fell into a routine. We had breakfast in the camp and left together. They like to ride faster than me – I like to sightsee as I go – so we quickly became separated. Usually they waited for me somewhere along the route. However I quickly learned that it was better to learn the skill of reading while riding in order to navigate my own way.

My ride partners, Jeff S. Jeff W. and Fred check their lights.  The Columbia River gorge is behind them.

My ride partners, Jeff S. Jeff W. and Fred check their lights. Columbia River gorge is behind them.


How to read while riding.

How to read while riding - do not try this at home.

Once we arrived back at camp we all settled into doing motorcycle maintenance. Mine was limited to checking the oil and kicking the tires, but the guys had bigger projects.
Monday featured stops at this year’s president, John S’s shop for parts and information and at the Western Antique Aeroplane and Automobile Museum.
Velocettes on display in the WAAAM

Velocettes on display in the WAAAM


One part of John Stanley's Collection

One part of John Stanley's Collection


On this first day, just as we approached the camp at the end of the day, Fred had a flat tire. Fortunately Jeff W. had everything (tube, tire irons, sockets and an air pump) needed to make the repair and get Fred back on the road.
Fred's rear tire went flat on a fast downhill section of road

Fred's rear tire went flat on a fast downhill section of road


Tuesday we rode into Washington, east to a wind farm and circling round through fields and mountains with magical views. To get back across the river, we took a Hood River Bridge – the entire span of 4,418 feet is steel grate! For two wheel vehicles steel grate is like riding on very smooth ice. Anyway, I didn’t look down to see the river below me, and concentrated on staying relaxed. Years ago someone gave me the best tip for how to ride on such a surface – glide gently from side to side as you go forward. Not only does this give the tires more purchase, it distracts the mind from escalating fear.
Navigation is part of the Rally

Navigation is part of the Rally


Wednesday we traveled west along the Columbia river on the Washington side, but this time crossed back into Oregon on the Bridge of the Gods which also has a long section of steel grate. From there we went to the Multnomah Falls and then up and over mountains. There was a light mist and damp roads and it only got wetter as we traveled on the southern side of Mount Hood.
Velocettes enthusiasts gather at a view point

Velocette enthusiasts gather at a view point


Thursday we headed east along the river and into huge arid fields of wheat. This is a part of Oregon, I’ve never seen before and didn’t even knew existed. Not that it’s flat here. The road went steeply up and down. A video would show a dozen motorcycles and a van disappearing on the down slope only to reappear minutes later as they pulled back up into view. (I should have just stopped my bike and taken my camera out to document the immensity of this vision.)
On Friday, Norlene brought lunch to us on the road

Friday Norlene brought lunch to us on the road


Friday – at last I’m feeling in shape to corner and get into the physical aspects of riding. It’s not about just perching on the seat! We rode back into the wilderness of Washington to get views of Mount St. Helens as well as Mt. Hood.
Jim does major repair in the parking lot

Jim does major repair in the parking lot

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First Challenge

I'd call that a blow-out.

I'd call that a blow-out.


There we were cruising along on Highway 97, feeling like we were making good time, when a passenger in a passing vehicle waved at us, pointed to the trailer and pressed her hands together while mouthing the word, “flat.”
From the side mirror, the driver could see that we were throwing off rubber.
We pulled into a convenient space of flat dirt and shade.
We had a flat tire on the trailer and noticed nothing from the cab of the truck. Double axles are good! Good Samaritans like the people in the passing vehicle are even better.
Since Fred came prepared, we were able to get the tire off, put a spare on and fill it with air within minutes of getting the bad news. I barely had time to commune with the native bees.
The flat tire and why double axles are good.

The flat tire and why double axles are good.


Fred removed the flat tire.

Fred removed the flat tire.


Jeff Ward set the spare tire into place.

Jeff Ward set the spare tire into place.


Fred put air into the tire.

Fred put air into the tire.


Funny shaped native pollinator

Funny shaped native pollinator


Since the first business we saw after this misadventure was a tire place, we pulled in and replaced the spare.
First stop, a convenient tire store.

First stop, a convenient tire store.

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Preparation for the VOCNA Rally

Preparation for going on this year’s Velocette Owner’s of North America (VOCNA) Rally has been going on for a long time, but a few things come down to the last minute.

Like dealing with my motorcycle, a 500 cc Buell. Yes, I’m riding a modern bike on a vintage club ride. What can I say? It’s easy to start and I can touch the ground. Two essential elements.

Anyway I’ve been complaining for awhile that the bike has trouble breathing, but that didn’t translate into anything mechanical to Jeff. Recently it has developed a new symptom of acting like it is running out of fuel, even when I know the tank is full.
So while we were belted into car seats, I described my typical commute to work. First the bike is difficult to start. It coughs and spits and requires some throttle play. Then, no matter how long I warm it up, the bike lurches once or twice, until I get to Tuolumne. This street is straight and flat, but the tires don’t feel like they are round. Then I turn right onto Florida, which has such a rough surface, that I don’t notice the tires. I’m too busy dodging the larger holes. By the time this street climbs up a hill, the bike acts like it is running out of gas. While this is worrisome, negotiating traffic takes most of my concentration, and then I start thinking about work…

This description combined with the shame of having our modern bike not complete the ride, motivated Jeff to put the new tires on now. And he looked the tank off and looked at the working mechanisms. He found the emissions intake cap had basically worn out. It is a little piece of rubber that covers a tube -the emissions intake. He made a new cap… and it was like getting a new bike! Wow! The bike starts easily, and moves smoothly. On my first test ride, I cruised down Lake Herman Road. It felt ethereal, like I was a cloud. It wasn’t until I turned around that I realized I had been going with the wind. The ride wasn’t quite so smooth when fighting the famous Vallejo breeze.

This tiny bit of rubber caused all sorts of problems in the Buell's performance.

This tiny bit of rubber caused all sorts of problems in the Buell's performance.

And there’s been plenty of preparation to the various vintage bikes. Yesterday, Jeff worked all day, “To put the dents in this muffler in order to fit the Clubman exhaust system, to find this screw, and build that spacer, and soldier up the inside of this kickstart lever so it would fit on inside the shaft.”

The shiny new muffler on Jeff's Velocette Venom

The shiny new muffler on Jeff's Velocette Venom

Here's my bike and riding suit loaded up in the trailer.

Here's my bike and riding suit loaded up in the trailer.


Fred's beautiful blue Velocette loaded up and ready to go.

Fred's beautiful blue Velocette loaded up and ready to go.

Today the bikes were loaded in the trailer. Yes, I prefer riding to the Rally, but time was limited this year so I’ve joined forces with Fred who has a trailer large enough for all our bikes

Our ride from our starting point, the SF Bay area.

Our ride from our starting point, the SF Bay area.

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Kiehl’s Charity Event

First was the invitation from our friends Pete and Kim Young.  Pete’s blog Occhio Lungo is one of three that I check daily for motorcycle news.  Anyway Pete and Kim were leading a motorcycle ride from Ft. Baker to Kiehl’s in San Francisco and invited me to join the fun.    Lots of free stuff!  Coffee, free GG Bridge toll, lunch and free Kiehl’s products!   Whoo hoo!  Although this was a charity event dedicated to raising awareness of San Francisco’s Homeless Prenatal Program as well as to celebrate the 160 year anniversary of Kiehl’s and the opening of a new store on Fillmore, it sounded like an adventure to me!  In response, I raced to work to give the Scheduling Queen a request for this day off.

Kim arrives on her Velocette at Cavallo Point

Kim arrives on her Velocette at Cavallo Point

Pete arrives at Cavallo Point.  Unfortunately you can't see the sidecar from this side.

Pete arrives at Cavallo Point. Unfortunately you can't see the sidecar from this side.

On the day of the ride, we met in front of the Cavallo Point Lodge.  This is a converted army base, but these must have been officer’s quarters for the luckiest officers…elegant old buildings nestled under the Golden Gate with amazing views of the city and the bay.

Line up of bikes in front of the Cavallo Point Lodge

Line up of bikes in front of the Cavallo Point Lodge

We were about 40 motorcyclists.  There were all types of bikes.  Old, new, big, small.  And all sorts of people unknown to me, including Chris Salgrado, Kiehl’s US President.

There were also some old friends including the rarely seen Paul d’Orleans.  Paul’s blog, The Vintagent, is an inspiration and source of valuable information.  However he showed up without a camera.  I gladly lent him mine with the result of getting some unusual shots.  Paul is an excellent rider to begin with.  On this ride, he showed great chivalry in posting himself at corners to stop traffic and take photos.

Motorcyclists waiting for a green light to go through the tunnel. photo by Paul d'Orleans

Motorcyclists waiting for a green light to go through the tunnel. photo by Paul d'Orleans

As we rode from Cavallo Point, to the Marin Headlands, I realized two things.  One, I’ve never participated in a group that rode together as closely as this, and two, I’ve never been out on the Marin Headlands.  Both were new experiences that I could repeat.

It was one of those stunningly beautiful sunny days, which make everything seem possible.   I felt comfortable riding my bike so the closeness of other riders made me feel more protected than threatened about incidental issues like whether or not the driver of that car will see me, or if I’m holding a line correctly, or does my butt look fat.

At the headlands we stopped and admired the views.  Then it was back on the road and over the Golden Gate Bridge, though parks, past waterfronts, up hills and back down to Fillmore where parking had been reserved for us… and the cameras were waiting.

The store was mobbed.  Celebrities Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, cameras, journalists, Kiehl’s staff, lunch and a DJ, along with passersby were all present.

Kiehl's US president, Chris Salgrado presents the check to the homeless prenatal program.  photo by Paul d'Orleans

Kiehl's US president, Chris Salgrado presents the check to the homeless prenatal program. photo by Paul d'Orleans

In all this excitement, it was good to remember one of the reasons for this event was to support the homeless prenatal program.  (http://www.homelessprenatal.org)

Overall, the event was a big success.  My awareness that a program for homeless prenatal care was raised… and yes, given the chance, I’d buy Kiehl’s cosmetics!

My favorite rebel biker hanging out on the fringes  of the main event

My favorite rebel biker hanging out on the fringes of the main event

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Motorcycle Book Library: Off-Road Giants!

Heroes of 1960’s Motorcycle Sport:  Off-Road Giants! Volume 2

By Andy Westlake

2011, Veloce Publishing Ltd. http://www.veloce.co.uk

cover of the book, Off-Road Giants!

cover of the book, Off-Road Giants!

Veloce Publising Ltd. has done it again.  Off-Road Giants volume 2 is a wonderfully produced compilation of interviews, biographical sketches and beautifully reproduced photographs of off-road riders.   It would be valuable addition to any coffee table, guaranteed to trigger passionate conversations.  In addition, it is a useful reference for the motorcycle enthusiast.

Like the first volume, which was broken into sixteen chapters of featured riders, fifteen British and one American, (Bud Ekins), this second volume focuses on British riders of the ‘50’s, 60’s and 70’s.   Out of the seventeen chapters, there is one that features a woman, Mary Driver, and a few that focus on teams, such as Derek and Don Rickman.  These are the riders who as the forward stated, were “just having a good time riding.”  Many went on to influence motorcycle sports as they exist today.

The author, Andy Westlake’s enthusiasm for the sport allowed him to extract exciting new stories from the riders, many of whom had never been interviewed before.  Apparently, these riders were humble and not likely to talk about themselves unless prompted.  However it is these very stories that document off-road motorcycling history.  All of the riders are aging and once they are gone, so is the opportunity to document their stories.

Although the text is not deep or particularly insightful, that is not the intent of these books.  These books keep a certain history alive.   This is a valuable goal in itself.

(Recently I went to an AMA Supercross exposition at the Oakland Coliseum.   Not content with being a passive observer, I didn’t care for this show.   From my seat the motorcycles were smaller than ants.  I was unable to smell Castrol Oil or feel the grit of the dirt.  More upsetting was the concept that the people sitting around me had no concept of motorcycling history.  The few strangers I asked had never heard of Dick Mann or even seem to care.  In fact more attention was paid to the fight that happened a few rows behind us.)

Volume 2 of Off-Road Giants is a welcome addition to any motorcycling library and we hope Andy Westlake goes on to produce more.

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Exuberance of Spring

The hive we call Hive 2, swarmed and the bees settled in a branch of a pomegranate tree that hangs in our yard.  We called the friends who lost the possibility of collecting a swarm when the newspaper trick worked, and one, Pamina, came as soon as she could.  She brought a very cool bucket for transporting the bees and her own ladder.

Swarm in pomegranite tree.

Swarm in pomegranite tree.

Pamina climbed up the ladder and cut the branch the swarm was on.  The idea was to put the whole branch into the bucket, but it was a little too big, so Pamina trimmed the branch until it fit.

Pamina trims the branch the swarm hangs on.

Pamina trims the branch the swarm hangs on.

Pamina placed  the bees in the bucket while I stood by with the lid.

Pamina placed the bees in the bucket while I stood by with the lid.

I hand the bucket of bees to Pamina

I hand the bucket of bees to Pamina

Since then, I’ve been infatuated with the bees practice of rolling in poppy pollen in the morning.  The big pink boisterous blooms are pollen heavens for the bees.  I’ve seen up to three bees in one bloom at the same time.  The bees are only interested in these flowers in the morning though, and go to other flowers later in the day.

Bees in pink poppy

Bees in pink poppy

Bee dusty with pollen in pink poppy.

Bee dusty with pollen in pink poppy.

The following video is a collage of the exuberance of bees in poppies and recent swarm activity.

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2011 Velocette Spring Opener: Grapes of Wrasse*

Gil's jacket with hand painted Velocette Logo

Gil's jacket with hand painted Velocette Logo

(A fishy tale: *wrasse are a diverse family of marine fish.  They are typically small fish and efficient carnivores.)

It was a dark and stormy morning as the usual and unusual suspects gathered at Rancho Veloce, in the Napa hills.  Coffee made a welcome hand-warmer at the barn, as most of us were too excited about seeing old friends to hike up the house to get out of the cold.

I’d ridden up from Vallejo on my Buell with Jeff on his newly incarnated Venom and our friend Fred Mork on the Endurance.  Although Mork has sponsored Jeff in many Trials events, this is the first time Jeff has been in the position to return the favor.

Jeff and Fred in front of the barn

Jeff and Fred in front of the barn

Overall there were two Buell’s, one Triumph and one Norton, one Harley and almost thirty Velocettes.  (It was difficult to get an accurate count as these bikes kept moving…)

Before people got so cold they decided not to ride, John Ray handed out maps and gave the all-important pep talk.  There is very little gas on the back-roads of Napa.  There is even less option for food outside of towns.  (A newcomer might look at the flat lands and think all these grape vines for wine and nothing to eat.)

The route was back to the circle we’d done a couple of years ago.  From the Rancho Veloce we rode up the curvy 128 to Moskowitz Corners where there is a café that is sometimes open.

As we rode up 128, Jeff decided to test his bike and he disappeared around a corner.  Mork is used to road racing and those crazy club rides (of another marque) where everyone stays together.  He wasn’t accustomed to the casual manner of a Velo ride in which everyone gets their own copy of a map and are free to follow it or not, at whatever pace they want.  However once Jeff had disappeared I put myself in the lead role to make sure Mork didn’t fly past the next turning.

In the parking lot outside the café at Moskowitz Corners, we had the first “incident.”  Fred Meyer had a flat.  He’d picked up a screw in his front tire.

Meyer takes a screw for the team.

Meyer takes a screw for the team. Note the collection of tools on one red rag. The other is used to protect the bricks.

Meyer had some tools, but others had to be borrowed.  No begging or twisting of arms was needed.  As Meyer collected bricks to raise the bike, tools and parts just appeared, as if from tool fairies and parts elves.  Tire irons, screwdrivers, an inner tube and even air all appeared just when they were needed most.  Mork jumped in to help with his expertise and elbow grease.

Mork pulls the screw out of the tire.

Mork pulls the screw out of the tire.

By the time the people inside the café had gotten their food, Meyer was ready to get back on the road.  Or so it appeared.

Velocette rides are made up of incidents like this.  Any motorcyclist may find him or herself in need of repair on the side of the road.   The older bikes may be especially disposed to parts failures.  However people share experience and parts and manage to keep the bike going.

While the tire repair was in progress, a CHP car rolled into the parking lot.  I didn’t see anyone making sure their license plate was screwed on tightly, a few people referred to past tickets and grumbled their discontent.  However the officer had stopped for a humanitarian reason; he’d found a wallet by the side of the road and it contained the registration for a 1975 Norton.  He stopped to see if the wallet belonged to anyone we knew (it didn’t).

People who love the road help each other.

People who love the road help each other.

The rest of the ride was gloriously uneventful.  We rode past Lake Berryessa, west to Pope and then south through park lands to the Silverado Trail, then up the Oakville grade and back to Rancho Veloce.  There were no mechanical failures, no more flat tires, no wrong turns.  In addition there was little traffic on the road and the weather, while a little chilly, was mild.  Overall this was a great success.

Meanwhile back at Moskowitz Corners, Meyer attempted to start his bike.  No spark.  Fortunately some Velocette riders including late arrivals were there to help him get moving.

Back at the Rancho Veloce, John and Sue Ray put on a lavish spread of appetizers including vegetables from Sue’s garden, and lots of drinks.  Then the “taco truck” arrived with the main meal.  “Mark’s the Spot” served gourmet sliders, hot dogs, salads and desert.

Line up of bikes and the all important food truck.

Line up of bikes and the all important food truck

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Combining Bee Swarms – the Newspaper Trick

Okay so I go away briefly – just overnight and look at what happens.  We got a call from a friend, Lee, who said he had an unwanted swarm of bees in a tree.

Never slow to answer the call of honey, Jeff loaded up our one empty super (hive box) and the mesh we use to cover bees when we’re transporting them into our car (a red Mini).

Lee pointed to a small swarm hanging off the bottom of a hanging plant.  It was about the size of a softball.

Instead of following directions and looking at where Lee was pointing, Jeff looked into the orange tree.  There was another swarm right at our friend’s knee, and it was much larger – more like the size of a football.  If Lee had moved any closer to the tree his knee would have been covered with bees.

These bees were all very gentle.  Jeff brushed the bees from the tree into the super.  He shook the bees on the bottom of the plant into a cardboard box that was shoved out through a window by a bee-phobic neighbor.

Meanwhile my flight was delayed and I didn’t get in until after midnight.  On the way home, we stopped to pick up the bees.

The next day we moved the super from the porch where we had set it the night before to  a sunny location.  We poured the bees from the cardboard box into a smaller super and stack them on top with a layer of newspaper in between.

We are hoping that the bees will chew through the newspaper and form one hive.  Of course this means that only one of the queens would survive, which is not something I like to dwell on.  Bees make extra queens because they are often lost and weakened by age.  However each hive only has one queen at a time.

Jeff looked into the top box while I was at work (why does all this stuff happen when I’m not around?).  He saw no evidence of the bees chewing through the newspaper.  At this point some bees were using the bottom as an entrance and some bees the top.  It looked like a condo.

We moved to plan B, which is to share the bees with other beekeeping friends.   However, by the time they arrive, the bees have chewed through the newspaper and united into one hive.

Unfortunately we had no spare swarm to give to our friends – but we’re still looking.  And the newspaper trick worked!  Yeah!  Meanwhile in the process, we learned one tip – which is to poke pin-size holes into the newspaper to speed up the transition.

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2011 BSA OCNC Clubmans Show and Swap Meet

In Northern California, the third Saturday of March is dedicated to a ritual more dependable than ground hog day.  On this day, rain or shine, devotees of British motorcycles gather at the Santa Clara County Fairgrounds for the Clubman’s All-British Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet.  The BSA Owners Club of Northern California sponsors the meet, but all enthusiasts are welcome.

Some of these enthusiasts are smart enough to arrive the day before.  This has never been my fortune.  Instead I travel at 0-dark-thirty in the morning from the Bay Area.  This year my party included microcosm of the types of people you find at such an event.  I traveled with a Captain of Industry, a Working Class Hero, and the Rebel who calls himself a Patriot.  In order to make sure we didn’t miss a moment of fun, we got started at the impossible hour of 4:30 a.m.

This year the Captain of Industry supplied the truck we were to travel in.  It came complete with a camper and a trailer large enough to haul the two bikes he wanted to put on display, plus three others that belonged to the Rebel and myself.  At the last minute the Working Class Hero offered to bring along his World War II folding motorbike.

Fred, the Captain of Industry, oversees the loading of his trailer.

Fred, the Captain of Industry, oversees the loading of his trailer.

The Working Class hero's Welbike from World War II

The Working Class hero's Welbike from World War II

What’s an information specialist (aka librarian) doing with such motley company?  Well, one of my roles is the archivist of the Captain of Industry’s motorcycle collection – more about that later… much later.  Plus I am the editor of the newsletter for the Velocette Owner’s Club of North America and this year, the featured marque of the year’s show.  And finally, I cook for everyone I travel with.  (This year the Clubman menu included a bacon and potato frittata, banana nut muffins, spiced nuts, guacamole and chips, oven-fried chicken, potato salad,  spicy cole slaw and chocolate chip cookies., and yes I made everything except the guacamole which found its way into my basket by accident.  Sorry to whomever was missing their packaged guacamole.)

Velocette booth at the Clubman's show

Velocette booth at the Clubman's show

Anyway the Rebel and I drove from Vallejo to Pinole and knocked on the Working Class Hero’s door.

There was no answer.

We knocked again.

Still no one staggered to the door.

This was a bad omen.

How long should you wait for a Working Class Hero in the dark?

We gave him nine minutes.  Then we continued on to the Captain of Industry’s home in Martinez.  Here we drank coffee, made pit stops and discussed omens.  We were just walking out to our gravel-crushing chariot, when a squeaky Toyota bounced through the gates.

The Working Class Hero had suffered the indignity of a sick cat, and after changing the sheets on his bed, had closed the bedroom door.  This door kept not only the cat out, but also any sounds emanating from his phone or front porch.  At least that was his excuse.  Blame it on the cat.

Relieved that everything was now in alignment, we got on the road.  The drive, parking, set-up and all the other organizational details went smoothly.  This was due mostly to the BSA team who put this event together.

Crowd at the Clubmans Show

Crowd at the Clubmans Show

The Captain of Industry sat regally at his table.  Viewers paid homage to his motorcycles.  Those who felt themselves worthy, approached the Captain of Industry with a question or two.  Other friends sat and chatted.  The Captain rose occasionally to make forays into the swap meet where he uncovered treasures and made killer deals.

The Rebel was like a man released into his personal heaven after a long confinement.  Friends he hadn’t seen in a long time wanted to talk to him.  He could speak motorcycle for hours and here, no one acted bored or confused.  Although he might rebel against anything you got, here he was an expert and he belonged.

The Working Class Hero had a problem.  He had come to this gathering on a quest to get a carburetor for a 1963 BSA Bantam, 175 cc.  While he didn’t assume such a part would be as common as chicken fluff at a barn raising, he had assumed that out of all the aficionados present, he would be directed to the correct carburetor.  Two men at one table told him that they were selling a Villiers carb that would work, but he suspected what they really wanted to do was sell a part that was too small for most projects.

He enlisted my help, and as an information specialist, I felt duty bound to do something.  First I referred the Working Class Hero to the Master of Ceremonies, a BSA aficionado and well-respected expert.  Sensing the Working Class Hero’s hesitation, I walked him over to the Master of Ceremony and introduced them.  As I did this, I recognized that this meet was an information specialist’s nightmare.  There was no cataloging.  There was no order at all.  Lots of necessary information existed only in memory and verbal stories.  Yes, this was a nightmare and it was about to get worse.

The Master of Ceremonies lifted his crutch to point us to someone else.  This someone else was someone the Working Class Hero had already spoken to about the carburetor.   Unfortunately this someone else was the son-in-law of the expert on BSA Bantams.  Worse, this expert was dead.  The son-in-law had not inherited this man’s memory.  If we were going to find out anything from this source, we were going to have to hold a séance.

Determined to find some more lively resources for the Working Class Hero, I raised the BSA question with some friends from the Velocette Owners Club.  Thank goodness, one of these men, (a real estate tycoon and lady-killer), saw the potential of playing along.  He waved a few other enthusiasts over to hash out the question.  What kind of carb would be correct for a 175 cc BSA Bantam?  Everyone who stopped long enough to consider this question, had an opinion.  Stories of the evolution of this bike were told, and argued over.  Some had reference books at home that would answer this information need.  One man admitted that he had been given a similar BSA project, but it was still in boxes in his garage.

Shared ignorance is bliss, said the real estate tycoon/lady-killer, with a gleam in his eye.

Finally the Working Class Hero collected business cards and slips of paper with names and contact information.   His quest would continue beyond the confines of this show.   However, my part was finished.

Captain of Industry examines parts at the Swap Meet

Captain of Industry examines parts at the Swap Meet

Jeff Scott seeks treasure at the swap meet.

Jeff Scott seeks treasure at the swap meet.

During the awards ceremony, I realized a couple of things.  One is that although this kind of gathering may be an information nightmare, it also builds community and character.  Another thing I realized is that energy still flows with hard work.  The Rebel was shocked to hear his name called not once, but twice for one of the bikes he had put on display, the Royal Enfield.

Royal Enfield in the trailer

Royal Enfield in the trailer

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